Ticker: Greenhorns!

"All dudes are nincompoops."

-From a column of similarly brief (but less interesting) one-liners,

The Semi-Weekly Bourbon News, Kentucky 1883

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Ticker: Land ho!

"There is much Government land yet unclaimed. Self-supporting women have here an opportunity to obtain acreage in the West."

Alabama, 1897

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Ticker: Two-wheelers

"A petite female in natty bicycle costume entered Chamberlain's bar and, with a toss of her hair, ordered a bottle of Bass's ale."

New Jersey, 1896

...and...

"There is a great boom in bicycle sales, and the woods are full of wheelmen."

New York, 1898

Ticker: Wild West!

"The Shah of Persia told reporters that Buffalo Bill’s Wild West Show was 'a heap better than the opera.'”

California, 1905